Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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