The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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