5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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