You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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