But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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