no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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