i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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