You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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