Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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