can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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