I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Panties = found
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
