I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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