What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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