An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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