She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
We have so much sex to catch up on
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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