Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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