As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Your tits are I can't wait for
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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