Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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