We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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