mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Last time i carry you out of a forest
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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