why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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