i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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