and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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