Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
