There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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