so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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