I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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