We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Randomize
