I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I just want to make out with him forever
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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