i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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