fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
sarcasm needs its own font
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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