I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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