yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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