I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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