When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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