I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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