chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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