Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
