is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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