That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
