Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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