I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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