this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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