I hope mine doesn't look like that
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
