I wannas sexs uuuuu
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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