There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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