i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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