yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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