like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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