Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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