hotel room ftw
Nicole vs. Life
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
