i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I love you.
Bad choice
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