Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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