I think im going to throw up on grandma
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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