pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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