He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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