The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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