DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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